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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ he catches the look in akira's eye and can place it easily enough. and while phoenix's placid expression doesn't change (he's got his pokerface on, after all), it's hard not to feel some sympathy. kids shouldn't have to see things like this. ]

[ not that there's much he can do it about it. ]


You'll have to speak up. My hearing is stating to go with my age.

[ why is he this way ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ thank you, akira. ]

I was going to say I was Wright as rain.... until a certain somebody told me to change up my material.

Are you okay?

[ what happened to his head!!! ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it. My daughter usually does that for me.

[ phoenix takes note of this, though for his part he looks as casual ever. weird, really. ]

Something the matter?
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Does your hand have a mind of its own....?

[ intelesting ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ hm. ]

Try writing something on your own.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Has it been happening whenever someone asks you a question?

[ time to test his theory! ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ laughs! ]

So I'm guessing this is a new development.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try not to question you too much.

But I'm also guessing that this happened today. And that other odd things are happening to other people.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Write down where you were for me last night.

[ this time phoenix offers his own notebook. ]

It's probably going to be a theme.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ he did that on purpose!! ]

Seems like he's suffering from the same affliction. I wonder if it's a coincidence.
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you've noticed any other convenient coincidences, write them down for me.

[ gosh so demanding! but he's phrasing it this way so it's not a question. ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Me neither. But I did investigate nearby.... I saw a trail of blood, and fur.

[ there, giving some info!!!!! is he a good hobodad now? ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ luckily, phoenix could more or less glean that. ]

Fur. Kind of like it was part of a story.....
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Answer unclear. Try again later.

[ why is he this way. ]

.... Or at least, that's what it seemed to suggest. It just stopped.
slobjection: (so i took the LSAT)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ yes akira he is very stupid ]

... Basically. But no one other than the four of us could see it. Which makes you wonder how legitimate it is.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ akira catches himself before phoenix responds, so he just smiles. ]

My guess? It's part of the show.
slobjection: (and just like that)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Murder mystery, from the looks of it.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Master Blue might disagree... assuming this was part of their surprise.
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you say that?

[ like he agrees but ]
slobjection: (not worth it)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
.... My bad.

[ god. ]
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I want to know your full opinion on Master Blue.
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ ilu al. ]

There's those three girls, too..... Wonder what their role is in all this.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
They were pretty prepared.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
They did mention that we weren't the only guests.

But that Master Blue is sentimental. It's interesting...

[ is it? ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
According to Plum. Makes me wonder if things are less straightforward than they appear.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just give up. ]

Makes you wonder a little.
slobjection: (so i took the LSAT)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is his roundabout cryptic mentor way of telling akira to gather more info! ]

Looks like we're all in the same boat.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

week 0, post-execution

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nice acrobatics yesterday.

[ phoenix is here for a secret checkup shhhhh ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ this time it's secret emotional checkup. ]

[ he doesn't buy that, but he smiles. ]


Good classes. I might hire you as an instructor after all this.

Did you talk to Nikki?
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You might regret that price when you taste the coffee I make.

[ .... ]

I did. Didn't shed any light on what happened, though.
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ rest in pieces diego akiramando ]

More or less. Not much to say, though.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hiss hiss, hiss mostly.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder, too.

Wonder if it's related to the message we heard at the beginning of the week.

[ mystery. ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-28 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they already know the full details and aren't interested in a replay.

[ that's a good question, though. ]

I haven't asked them about it.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have debonair level charm, though.
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have any stats.

[ he can't do any social links ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought my puns were bad.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-06 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... awww. he actually looks kind of happy. ]

That's an unpopular opinion.
slobjection: (it'll leave you dead inside!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
No wonder you're my senpai.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix only knows like two flowers, but he is looking for akira... so he approacheth. ]

[ his hand pops off to tap akira's shoulder while he's still two feet away. ]


Stopping to smell the roses?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Until monsters start rampaging.

[ way to ruin the mood, phoenix!! ]

Hm. Can't say I'm too knowledgeable on the subject.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. You've got so many skills.

[ normally, he would vague some more, but it seems like he's serious. ]

Who did you vote for, Akira?

[ and very direct. ]
slobjection: (so i took the LSAT)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Survey.

[ extremely real answer. ]
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ god. ]

Get any nice items from Master Blue?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ god. ]

What made you think Asch was guilty?

[ he's not mad he's just disappointed. ]

I did, actually. I can even show it to you.
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Who do you think, Akira?

[ even when he's infosharing he's being a shitty cryptic mentor about it!! ]

Let's hear your theory.
slobjection: (law school debt)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix placidly listens to all of this..... ]

It's a good theory. We can take Asch out of that. So.... Luna, Ayabe, Nic, 45, Meltryllis.

[ phoenix pulls out two boxes.... both with tags from master blue. ]

Care to take a wild guess?
Edited 2020-03-02 04:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
.... It doesn't, no. But you're on the wrong track for this particular mystery.

[ look at the court record and try again! next time it'll be a penalty!! ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyeeeeerrr)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nia died by decapitation. She's a woman with knives for legs.... suspicious, no?

[ but yeah. bingo! phoenix smiles. ]
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ god, mood. ]

Punching me would probably be more satisfying.
slobjection: (and just like that)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so.

[ sincerely. because then 10 people would know the truth. anyway, he's not.. great at the comfort, and what's done is done. phoenix could have saved asch if he was more insistent, too. so: ]

Trust your instincts.
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's sympathetic. ]

We couldn't save Asch. But maybe we can save others.
slobjection: (not worth it)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Still working on that part.

[ he wishes he had the answer. he only barely managed to put kristoph away, and his evil hold isn't vanquished..... ]

.... But the gift I got from Master Blue is a lie detecting bracelet. That would be handy in trial.
slobjection: (it'll leave you dead inside!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ all good questions to ask. ]

Let me know what you find out.

Never thought I'd end up with a trinket like this. [ ty is trying to make me rp apollo justice. ]

Consider it an ace up our sleeves.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ RANK UP! ]

[ Your Hobo Confidant has increased to Rank 2! You will now earn more EXP from Arcana Burst when fusing Personas of the Hobo arcana! ]

[ NEW ABILITY: Buck Pass: Allows you to pass the responsibility to being a brain cell in court to other Buck Pass users after a 1 More. ]


Not much to do about it. I'm not exactly a dragon-slaying knight.

.... But if we find out a way to contain her... could be a good opportunity to overturn that rule.
Edited 2020-03-03 04:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ what happened to that maxed out knowledge!!! ]

"All guests must vote for a culprit to be executed for the sake of the house."

Apparently, it's not set in stone.
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ akira please does he have to spell everything out for you!! ]

If we find a good enough alternative to contain these transformations.... execution might not be necessary.

If.
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder.

[ it's a yes or no question you cryptic fuck. ]

Either way, we don't know a thing about how these play out. Meltryllis herself made no secret of the fact that she's willing to kill as her regular self.... but I didn't get the same impression from Nikki.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You were sleeping, but she talked a lot about how little human lives mattered to her and that killing them wouldn't be any skin off her nose. Not exactly confidence inspiring.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Did I say that....?

[ did he!!! ]

But there's not much correlation between our two "monsters".
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That, and the girls themselves. What do you think?
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Very different personality... and both transformed into different monsters. How did they get chosen, and why?
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
What did she say?
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...?

[ deets ]
slobjection: (law school debt)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know. Now we just have to figure out the correlation and source.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Who's there?

[ ok but no he's opening the door. ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's always the time. ]

Ice cream who?
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Door's open, no need for ice creaming.

[ hon hon hon ]

[ steps back to allow him in ]


slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Just you and me and this bottle of grape juice.

[ which he takes a sip of. ]

What's up?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. What are the odds.

[ nic and nick... it is kind of a relief to know he's not the only one, though confronting her right away.... yikes. ]

Did he tell you what she said?
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hunter..... [ interesting. ]

Sounds like something I would have done, back in my youth. [ and gotten fucking tazed over. ]

[ also he and nic are like the same age but whatever ]
Can't say it's the wisest of moves.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
My hand did seem to like him.

[ what the fuck does that even mean. ]

It was. Now we have to think about what we'll do.

[ aka it's time for akira to do all the legwork and phoenix to stand there and make vague comments. ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Well, just because it's unknown doesn't mean it's impossible.

[ use that protag shounen. ]

It'd be a little early in the game to give up, wouldn't it?
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is truly an unjust game...... your chances of winning are almost none. ]

[ .... ]


Do you?

[ what the fuck is a straight answer. ]
slobjection: (is runnin' up fees)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ for his part, he looks as placid and inscrutable as ever. ]

Running in headfirst is likely to get us in the same situation as Asch.

[ just saying. he's done his fair share of confronting the murderer. it doesn't end too well. ]

So, we should be smart about it.
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Neither is putting ourselves in a situation where we could have to kill in self-defense.

[ and still get executed. anyway, he is level-headed??? maybe. ]

We need an ace up our sleeve to take on a dragon.
slobjection: (law school debt)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Galo mentioned something about getting gear from the girls. It's not a bad idea.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have to leave the actual dragon fighting to you. I'm not as young as I used to be.

[ so... old... ]
slobjection: (everyone said it was a real safe bet)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be counting on you, young one.

[ this is anime he's over the hill ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ he opens the door, and once more: ]

Who's there?

[ this is going to be a running gag, isn't it. ]

[ for his part, phoenix also looks disheveled and a little scruffier..... ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yawn yawn he hoo? I didn't know you yodeled.

[ there, he saved it. ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I do have a keen eye for art.

[ smiles! ]

Let me take a look.
slobjection: (the job is inherently crappy)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ what in the shit. ]

[ phoenix looks at it. ]


Could use a few more years of practice.....

[ wow. ]

Where'd you get this?
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
In your pocket...... when?

[ it's not like they were sleeping. he turns it over ]

There's a camera.
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
They slipped it in without noticing? That's a pretty neat trick.

[ phoenix is a bit jelly. ]

Hm. You probably needed more training.
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
It certainly wasn't from Master Blue.

[ ..... ]

I wonder if this is meant to imply Stefano is our horse killer.

[ the brony part. ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Wonder if Missile made this.

[ it looks like it'd be written up by a dog. ]

Fish snake..... dragon?
slobjection: (on a pharmaceutical company's)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
When Asch was executed.... it's almost like he became the monster himself, wouldn't you think?

[ so maybe that has something to do with it. ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... Interesting.

[ .... ]

She doesn't have to transform to be dangerous.
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Could be the monster effects are temporary. Maybe someone else will be a dragon this week.

[ or transformation can be transmitted like stds.... murder stds. ]
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Guess we'll find out.
slobjection: (so i took the LSAT)

w2, post-body

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ dad is coming to find akira!! ]

Did you ever figure out who sent you that message?
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix is perfectly?? fine??? ]

Two of the three listed on that note are dead now. I wonder if it's a coincidence.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's why they didn't reveal themselves to you.

[ ..... ]

Did you investigate?
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe Galo is our criminal mastermind.

[ it's hard to tell whether or not he's joking. ]

Yep. Infirmary. We should look into it tomorrow.
slobjection: (on a pharmaceutical company's)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
The duck pond again....? Someone must really not like the ducks.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe Stefano got one on his way out.

[ shut up phoenix. ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it's possible. That person would have had to know or suspect he was the horse killer.

Is that your theory?
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Think Master Blue employed a monster hunter?

[ ha ha ha just kidding. ]

Vigilante, or to stop the lack of sleep.
Edited 2020-03-07 03:40 (UTC)
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Just a joke.

[ he's very tired ok ]

But I do wonder how our note sender would have known whether or not they were fishsnakes.
slobjection: (the job is inherently crappy)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Is there some way to verify if someone's a monster, I wonder.....
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the letter sender needs a more direct callout.
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You were also very sleep deprived. And they could be shy.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Tell them that.

[ phoenix is emoji illiterate he has a nokia block phone. ]
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
But be a little more direct.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-12 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget to bang some pots and pans together.
slobjection: (it'll leave you dead inside!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ he can always count on phoenix to enable his terrible ideas. ]

Maybe a megaphone, too.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tell her it's Pumpkin's fault.

[ which it would be ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyeeeeerrr)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-13 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ cute.... phoenix gives a little wave. ]

Lots of babysitting to do.

[ just like he has to babysit you, akira!! ]

What are you up to?
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
... Avoiding people? What for?

[ that doesn't sound like akira indeed ]
slobjection: (is runnin' up fees)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
... Huh. Yeah, that is a problem.

[ speaking of which: time for phoenix memory!!! ]

[ you're a lawyer... with one case under your belt. you're new, and green, but under the steady hand of your mentor, you're growing. ]

[ or at least, that's what should have happened. but it didn't. she was murdered in her office...... when you stumbled upon the seen you saw her younger sister, a girl in her teens, sobbing over the corpse. she didn't seem guilty to you..... but everyone else seemed to think so. you try to find a lawyer to defend her, but no one will. you offer to contact her family for her, but she tells you she had no one but her sister. ]

[ that's when you make the decision. the whole reason you became a lawyer? because someone has to look out for the people who have no on their side. ]

[ your investigation brings you to one man.. redd white. a blackmailer who has history with your mentor and his sister -- on top of killing mia and framing maya for it, he has further history. apparently, he ruined their mother... the whole reason mia started investigating him. ]

[ as you investigate, you notice that he's stolen much of the evidence she had on him. almost all of it, actually. but you find some... linking his blackmail to suicides across the country. it's enough to confront him, maybe make him confess. ]

[ the last time you spoke to this guy, he punched you. but you can't leave this be. you confront him. ]

[ it doesn't go well. he tells you he has the courts and the police in his pocket and he's right -- before you know what's happening, you're arrested for mia's murder instead. maya shows up, and she wants to help you.... but you don't think she can. ]

[ after all, the court system changed years ago. now, trials are settled within days, if not just one..... and the verdicts are always guilty. you don't doubt that the prosecution will be in redd's plan to frame you, either. ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ once upon a time....... but he's not that man anymore. ]

Hm. That's inconvenient.

[ memsharing. ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyeeeeerrr)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. If you have questions, you can ask them.

[ just don't expect a straight answer ]
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[ yeah and they were pretty rough, buddy. the overwhelming grief and feeling of being lost.. it definitely permeated through the memory. ]

[ it was a long time ago, though. and it's not like he hasn't had opportunities to see mia.... though he wouldn't want her to see what he's doing now. ]
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Some others might disagree with you on that.

[ that he was very good. he laughs! ]

But I was stripped of my badge. So, in a sense.... I got fired.
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-16 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ honestly it's kind of cute that he believes in him based on that one time he got arrested by redd white... ]

I was caught with forged evidence.

[ what does akira have to say about that? ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

What do you think?
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Appearances can be deceiving, you know.

[ hon hon are you sure you can trust him! ]
slobjection: (got accepted at glendale u)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
....

[ why did he become a lawyer in the first place? someone had to help the people who had no one on their side. ]

[ but he's not that man anymore. you lost the right to be. ]

[ and suddenly, akira gets another memory: ]

[ you're a lawyer, trying to defend your client, a world-class magician... but something goes wrong. you're careless. you present a piece of evidence you got from somewhere.. that turns out to be forged. ]

[ the prosecution calls a special witness, to prove you're "guilty". you're disbarred. ]

[ despite the fact that you've just lost everything, the first thing you do is worry for your client. he has a young daughter. but then... something strange happens. he disappears. ]

[ ... like magic. but then, his daughter is left behind. you search for relatives for her to stay with.... but nothing. ]

[ then you offer to let her stay with you. ]
Edited 2020-03-19 03:38 (UTC)
slobjection: (the job is inherently crappy)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow, memories coming and cramping phoenix's style......... ]

[ illegal. ]


Very few people believed in my innocence, you know.

[ he is kind of surprised akira would just immediately trust ]
slobjection: (not worth it)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-24 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... ]

Were you falsely accused of something, Akira?

[ phoenix doesn't sound surprised, woof. ]
slobjection: (to spend four years workin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-27 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ that sounds about fucking right. ]

Didn't have a good defense attorney?
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-29 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ the justice system is so fucked up even there, good to know!! ]

Maybe I can help. When we're out of here.
slobjection: (everyone said it was a real safe bet)

w3, post-trial

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ here comes dad with more painkillers and pudding. ]

Resting up?
slobjection: (quickest way to ruin your life)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ giving it!! plus a cup of coffee to drink it down with. it's... okay. ]

Good.

Mind if I ask you some questions?
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay well he'll help akira sit down on the bed and then give his gifts in a manageable way. and help akira if he needs it. dad-styles. ]

Your friend, Goro Akechi.

[ he puts a weird emphasis on the word 'friend' ] Do you trust him?
slobjection: (so i took the LSAT)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ that's cute. the pillowfort, not the way he freezes up. ]

[ but that about clinches it, yeah. ]


What is there to see that would make you react like that, I wonder...?
slobjection: (the job is inherently crappy)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ take your painkillers you little shit. ]

[ he huffs out a laugh, though there's no mirth in it. fair enough. ]


Because he sacrificed himself?

[ oho. ]
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix gets that. unfortunately. he's no stranger to murderers, even ones who act like detectives while perpetrating their own crimes. ]

[ none of them were kids, though. none of them were used by their own father for murder. the closest approximation.... is pearl, and that twists his heart a little. ]

[ it's complicated is right. he'd only had this knowledge for a few hours. ]


Do you think he's sincere in wanting to help? Here?
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

[ this is more or less what he expected, but he gives akira a little nod ]

That being said, can you explain why you were all having a costume party in a ship and fighting off... cognitions?
slobjection: (don't be a lawyeeeeerrr)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-16 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Nope.

Explain it for this old man, would you?
slobjection: (everyone said it was a real safe bet)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-18 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my.... but I'm a little too old for you, Akira.

[ shut up phoenix. ]

[ he's waiting for akira to go on ]
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm heartbroken.... I thought you were supposed to steal hearts, not stomp on them.

[ its fine ]
slobjection: (on a pharmaceutical company's)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Does that have something to do with that cognition thing...?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And cognitive versions of people can exist alongside the actual people, I'm guessing?

(This sounds like something out of a video game...)
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-24 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's an ace attorney character it's his job to be meta. ]

How'd you get involved in a world like that?
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-27 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Persona....

[ it's pronounced "personauuuuuughsjdhjsdhjksdksjdks" ]

Is that your inner thief?
slobjection: (everyone said it was a real safe bet)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-29 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Kids these days with their personas and mythological thieves and their metaverses....

[ gosh. ]

So they do the thieving for you? Your personas?
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ good!!! anyway, phoenix is making... cereal, tea... and coffee. seems like it's for more than one person, huh. ]

Hey, Akira. You can just call me Nick... or Phoenix, if you want.

What's up?

[ does he need help hobbling around? ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ now make him coffee.... ]

It's a surprise.

[ maybe it's akira??? ]
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ give to dad!! ]

Huh. You solved my riddle. Well done. As your prize.... a pudding.

[ he hands over a wrapped pop tart instead ]
slobjection: (it'll leave you dead inside!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Guess the pudding was in my other pocket.

[ thanks akira ;a; good son. ]

What's up?
slobjection: (on a pharmaceutical company's)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[ sips at it.... ]

... In person? No notes?
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix considers this... ]

Yes, there do seem to be things "timelocked"..... I'll give it a try, too.

[ maybe it will be more helpful than letters!! ]

What did he find out?
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Slight.... god problem?

[ what ]
slobjection: (that's happy :))

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ akira he doesn't come from an smt canon what the fuck is this???? ]

God... feud?

[ honestly, though, crazier things have happened. ]

I suppose that'd explain a lot.
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
... No surprise there. The mansion has been set on demonizing them from day 1.

[ though.... ]

Someone managed to get a memory out of Master Blue. It involved the house... eating them, and wanting to play a game. Now, knowing this... it puts things in a different light.
slobjection: (not worth it)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ nods. ]

And they've been trying to guide us....

.... According to one of the ghosts, we've lasted longer than anyone else has.
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
We are larger than most groups.

[ but that's probably not it. ]
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck. Don't take no for an answer.
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-24 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Good to hear.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

w4, later thursday....

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ after breakins, phoenix has been treated! more or less! but he wants to talk to akira. ]

How'd it go with Master Blue? Did they see you?
slobjection: (don't be a lawyeeeeerrr)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's ok he was bullied by akechi and others so he's going to be just fine. ]

What happened?
slobjection: (quickest way to ruin your life)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Something something it's superior to us and we're lower beings who will kill each other if given the chance?

[ he heard that, too. ]

Don't blame them for being tired. What did they say?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix just lifts his good hand and ruffles akira's hair a little ]

.....

The source of the house..... hm. From what I hear, we'll have to separate Blue from the house in order to be free. I wonder if it's related.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Beau. She spoke to Master Blue, too.

[ ..... ]

Did you hear about the memory of how this all started?
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Still thinking about it... but Blue was the first of the house's victims. Now, they're forced to keep inviting us here, or the house will take matters into its own.... whatever it has that qualifies for hands.
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh?

[ only he can be mysterious, akira, get your own thing. ]

It can't hurt. I have a feeling the house's power draws on Blue's... or something to that effect.
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ or is he ]

Hence why we have to separate them.
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-20 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure.

... Ash told me something interesting.. about that "third eye"....
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Most doors are blue .... but that room you went in? The room of req-whatever? It's red, door and all.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What's up?

[ coming his way.... with pudding. ]
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the pudding is for him!!! he ghost hands it over. ]

....

Had a feeling you might, considering your adventures.

... Thank you. I left him in a bad spot.
slobjection: (and just like that)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
My actual phone is pretty much the same, actually.

[ don't text and run from dragons, kids. ]

I thought he wouldn't. He's been through a lot. I think you know what I'm talking about.
slobjection: (it's a guaranteed soul destroyer)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a normal phone where I'm from.... [ in the farflung year of 20xx ]

Good thing he has you. Here.... and home.

[ well, had..... until royal. ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the same about how he feels about me.

[ and akira saw how badly he took phoenix's death. ]

... I'd say him dying is punishment enough. [ he also doesn't know about the conspiracy presumably. ] But if that's his choice.

You'd be welcome, too, Akira. Though I can't say our current justice system is much better than yours.
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd like that. My daughter, too. You've have yourself a new fan.... and potential phantom manager.

... But we can work out the details after we've done some renovations. [ .... ]

Thank you, though. For trying to clean up my mess.
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd quite a force to be reckoned with, I can tell you that much.

... Glad they were useful. Can you tell me more details about the room of req-whatever?
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
She could even get Goro to behave.

[ au where trucy bullies akechi into being a pleasant boy for real. ]

What did it say?
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ akira is valid ]

.... Yes, Blue did tell me that was their job, prior to all this.

Blue also said they observed for potential. That may be what the house is after.
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Naturally. We also don't want to hurt Blue in this process.

Do you know what happened to the others who used the room? What they found out?
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix just smiles. he agrees! and figured it didn't need to be said. ]

And you lost a bit of your soul... or so I've heard.

....

What did the room show them, do you know?
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Yeah. I figured as much.

[ shit sucks. gives him a little blanket hair ruffle. ]

The house has claim to our souls, too.... It only stands to reason that the opposite is true. Fix this, get it all back.

[ he listens...... ]

It may mean we all need to gather in this room together..... Wooden walls, one chair. Can you think of anything that fits the bill?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-30 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It may in fact be the true nature of the room itself. Hard to say.
slobjection: (i'm giving)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
... We will.
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's in the kitchen making some fucking pancakes. it's better than pudding???? ]

Just in time, Akira.

[ what's up son ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It could be. Have a seat.

[ endgame dad pancakes......... he will put little phantom thief things on them with whipped cream ]

[ somewhere, akechi is screaming about delicious pancakes ]
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is actually not a persona meme tho it's like when dads only know how to make pancakes and do them for special occasions or apologies ]

What's up?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's making apology pancakes for everyone for dying shhh ]

Kissed you....?

[ huh. that's unexpected. ]
slobjection: (on a pharmaceutical company's)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Akira... I think she might be a little too old for you.

[ phoenix gently kinkshames atlus ]
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe a little.

[ listen........ he is dad what is he supposed to say. ]

[ though he's more concerned about why luna is kissing him in the first place ]


How'd you mess up?
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah but she's a robot and a legit mother figure to part of the game????? anyway listen he's not judging akira for this he's judging luna ]

Huh.

[ crowker kiss........... ]

Did she take it badly?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
All you did was tell her you kissed Goro and that you needed more time to sort things out with him...?

[ is there more akira crimes, help him get the full picture ]
slobjection: (law school debt)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i'm sorry ]

I don't think that's wrong. For both you or him.

....

Were you... close, with Luna, before that?
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you had someone. [ since he mcfucking died. phoenix gives him pancakes w a little whipped cream masquerade mask thingy on them ]

When did it turn [ ... ] romanticish?

[ Since holding hands and kissing on the forehead can be platonic... ]
slobjection: (on a pharmaceutical company's)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And what about the kiss with Goro?

[ just pretend hes saying akechi this whole time it hurts me to write ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... To calm him down.

[ hm. ]
slobjection: (is runnin' up fees)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

And then a kiss fight?
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ valid.... ]

So then a kiss fight.
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You kissed him to prove him wrong? Or was there more?
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
About people caring about him.

[ gosh. ]
slobjection: (your only expertise)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
How'd you figure the kiss would calm him down...?
slobjection: (so i took the LSAT)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-31 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that all it was...? To both of you?

[ trying to suss out whether or not akira has any feelings for akechi or just luna ]
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-01 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
And you?

[ what are your intentions with his work wife and son, son ]

[ (this is a weird family) ]
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-01 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ perceive!! Jk he doesn't have his bracelet anymore ]

So it wasn't just to calm him down or because you wanted to shut him up?
Edited 2020-04-01 16:53 (UTC)
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I think you know what I'm asking.

[ gosh. ]

Do you think Luna might have picked up on something?

[ re....... rival ust or whatever is happening ]
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ assume phoenix found him a crutch of sorts..... he fetches coffee supplies for akira to try to ease the burden and pulls up a chair for akira to sit in, but he's not talking at all. just. quiet. going through the motions ]
slobjection: (not worth it)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
What's up?

[ he answers right away, at least. ]
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-04 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
... Thinking about the trial for tomorrow. We don't have information.

[ he idly toys with the necklace.... ]
slobjection: (that's happy :))

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-04 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . ]

The house itself.... might have been fighting with them.
slobjection: (it's a guaranteed soul destroyer)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
They really did.

[ and died for it! ha ha! ]
slobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-04-04 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ get that weird ghostly feeling again ]

I thought you finished with all your apologies before. What are you sorry for?