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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ he catches the look in akira's eye and can place it easily enough. and while phoenix's placid expression doesn't change (he's got his pokerface on, after all), it's hard not to feel some sympathy. kids shouldn't have to see things like this. ]

[ not that there's much he can do it about it. ]


You'll have to speak up. My hearing is stating to go with my age.

[ why is he this way ]
slobjection: (quickest way to ruin your life)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ thank you, akira. ]

I was going to say I was Wright as rain.... until a certain somebody told me to change up my material.

Are you okay?

[ what happened to his head!!! ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it. My daughter usually does that for me.

[ phoenix takes note of this, though for his part he looks as casual ever. weird, really. ]

Something the matter?
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Does your hand have a mind of its own....?

[ intelesting ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ hm. ]

Try writing something on your own.
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Has it been happening whenever someone asks you a question?

[ time to test his theory! ]
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ laughs! ]

So I'm guessing this is a new development.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try not to question you too much.

But I'm also guessing that this happened today. And that other odd things are happening to other people.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Write down where you were for me last night.

[ this time phoenix offers his own notebook. ]

It's probably going to be a theme.
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ he did that on purpose!! ]

Seems like he's suffering from the same affliction. I wonder if it's a coincidence.
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you've noticed any other convenient coincidences, write them down for me.

[ gosh so demanding! but he's phrasing it this way so it's not a question. ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Me neither. But I did investigate nearby.... I saw a trail of blood, and fur.

[ there, giving some info!!!!! is he a good hobodad now? ]

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