survivaltricks | [catch all for phoenix]

Mmm. . . yeah. I keep wondering that, too.

The reason everyone knew about Meltryllis was obvious, but how could anyone know about Galo. . .?

Is there some way to verify if someone's a monster, I wonder.....

[. . .]

I could ask the sisters tomorrow.

Good idea.

I'm thinking about bringing it up at trial, too. Especially. . .

Especially now that Valentini's dead.

Maybe the letter sender needs a more direct callout.

[a sigh, and Akira rubs the back of his head]

Yeah. Probably. I tried being subtle but maybe I just suck at it.

You were also very sleep deprived. And they could be shy.

Well, they should stop being shy and also stop talking in random pony pictures and emojis.

I don't speak fluent emoji.

Tell them that.

[ phoenix is emoji illiterate he has a nokia block phone. ]

I tried to.

[BUT ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY PAID ATTENTION TO HIS ART]

But be a little more direct.

Sure. All right. Next time I'll stand on a stool in public and say, "hey if you wrote this, come talk to me in private, I'm very confused."

Don't forget to bang some pots and pans together.

I wonder if I can get an airhorn from Pumpkin.

[because Plum absolutely would not give him one]

Good idea.

[PHOENIX YOU ENABLER]

Thanks. I thought it might be.

[ he can always count on phoenix to enable his terrible ideas. ]

Maybe a megaphone, too.

[THIS IS WHY NICK IS A GOOD DAD]

Plum is going to kill us.

Tell her it's Pumpkin's fault.

[ which it would be ]