survivaltricks | [catch all for phoenix]

I tried to.

[BUT ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY PAID ATTENTION TO HIS ART]

But be a little more direct.

Sure. All right. Next time I'll stand on a stool in public and say, "hey if you wrote this, come talk to me in private, I'm very confused."

Don't forget to bang some pots and pans together.

I wonder if I can get an airhorn from Pumpkin.

[because Plum absolutely would not give him one]

Good idea.

[PHOENIX YOU ENABLER]

Thanks. I thought it might be.

[ he can always count on phoenix to enable his terrible ideas. ]

Maybe a megaphone, too.

[THIS IS WHY NICK IS A GOOD DAD]

Plum is going to kill us.

Tell her it's Pumpkin's fault.

[ which it would be ]