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[catch all for steph]

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Technically, you could.

But would it be worth it?

[ she looks down at her leg

looks up ]

No.

[. . . just nods sagely]

Yeah.

Maybe you can find your own hopping around the forest somewhere.

[ ......... she should also avoid forests

but she just nods ]

I've never had a pet, actually...

Really?

[that earns her a sympathetic look]

Then there's no time like the present, right?

If we can't find any other rabbits, I'm going to get my hopes up now.

[ she's joking but ]

Maybe you'll find a deer, or a carnivorous bear.

The forest is full of all sorts of animals.

[akira]

I don't think I can fit a bear into my house.

[ does he expect her to just abandon this bear when the game ends wow ]

You should get a bigger house.

[helpful]

I fully expect you to get me a house now.

I don't have money for a house. You're on your own there.

How am I going to get the house? I'm suffering through college.

Sheesh. This is why millennials are killing the housing market.

They're going to ruin the economy!

The economy is already in shambles.

Because we're not having babies and investing in retirement accounts.

[ she looks. really amused at that. ]

Dang. Can't believe we need to start popping them out.

[sometimes you cope with stupid humor]

I refuse.

Rebel for life.

Hm.

Do you get dental with that?

Dental, vision and comprehensive medical.

[ she lets out a low whistle ]

Wow. How can I say no to that.

Especially when benefits are so hard to come by these days.

I know, right? Life is so hard when you're young and beautiful.

[just laughs 'cause this conversation has gone WEIRD PLACES]

[ don't laugh because now she's laughing ]

Stop! We were doing so well.

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