[catch all for steph]

[survivaltricks]

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[vigilantics]

[ ......... she should also avoid forests

but she just nods ]

I've never had a pet, actually...

[survivaltricks]

Really?

[that earns her a sympathetic look]

Then there's no time like the present, right?

[vigilantics]

If we can't find any other rabbits, I'm going to get my hopes up now.

[ she's joking but ]

[survivaltricks]

Maybe you'll find a deer, or a carnivorous bear.

The forest is full of all sorts of animals.

[akira]

[vigilantics]

I don't think I can fit a bear into my house.

[ does he expect her to just abandon this bear when the game ends wow ]

[survivaltricks]

You should get a bigger house.

[helpful]

[vigilantics]

I fully expect you to get me a house now.

[survivaltricks]

I don't have money for a house. You're on your own there.

[vigilantics]

How am I going to get the house? I'm suffering through college.

[survivaltricks]

Sheesh. This is why millennials are killing the housing market.

[vigilantics]

They're going to ruin the economy!

[survivaltricks]

The economy is already in shambles.

Because we're not having babies and investing in retirement accounts.

[vigilantics]

[ she looks. really amused at that. ]

Dang. Can't believe we need to start popping them out.

[survivaltricks]

[sometimes you cope with stupid humor]

I refuse.

Rebel for life.

[vigilantics]

Hm.

Do you get dental with that?

[survivaltricks]

Dental, vision and comprehensive medical.

[vigilantics]

[ she lets out a low whistle ]

Wow. How can I say no to that.

[survivaltricks]

Especially when benefits are so hard to come by these days.

[vigilantics]

I know, right? Life is so hard when you're young and beautiful.

[survivaltricks]

[just laughs 'cause this conversation has gone WEIRD PLACES]

[vigilantics]

[ don't laugh because now she's laughing ]

Stop! We were doing so well.