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[suibian]

my soulmate, lan wangji, is here! 🥰

[ yeah, he used the heart face emoji ]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . !]

[!!!!]

[WEI WUXIAN I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE HELPING YOUR "PLATONIC SOULMATE" ARGUMENT]

really? you've got to be the happiest guy in the resort right now.

i want to meet him. when can i meet him?

[suibian]

[ IT'S PLATONIC!!!! ]

i'm pretty dang happy

as soon as you want! his username is @ lanwangji because he's boring. he'll be around too, i'm dragging him everywhere to get used to the resort

[survivaltricks]

[UH HUH]

it might be kind of weird for me to message him right out of the blue.

but i'll do it.

[RIP LAN WANGJI]

how is he adjusting? you said he was kind of stuffy, and this place. . . isn't, so. . .

[suibian]

[ YESSSSSS ]

he's adapting better than i thought but he's also poor now. he's really rich back home! but he's only a 2 here! i think the hotel thinks it's funny. so now i have to teach him how to be poor hahahahahaha

[survivaltricks]

[oh my god]

how do you teach someone to be. . . poor??

[suibian]

well i have to teach him how to wash his own clothes and how to manage his meals and how to use the communal bathroom

though he travels a lot and lives lightly so the last two aren't too bad, but the first one. he has servants, you know?

[survivaltricks]

[oooooh. oh. Lan Wangji is that kind of rich. . .]

i can't even imagine what it's like to have servants. . . though sometimes i pay my homeroom teacher to do my laundry for me.

[suibian]

what's a homeroom?

[survivaltricks]

[. . . oh. how does he explain. . .]

it's a class at school where the teacher in charge takes care of administrative work. like having you fill out career forms or telling you that you need your parents to sign your latest test because you failed.

[suibian]

[ ......... all of this goes over his head but. he does think it might be a little bit like lan qiren and his teaching. he did take attendance and the like when they attended his lectures. ]

okay, got it! wait. why would your homeroom teacher do your laundry then? i think if i asked my teacher to do my laundry for me when i was studying, he would've whipped me for the audacity

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . . . . . he is not going into detail on this one]

she needed to earn some extra cash, so for a while she worked for a [. . .] cleaning company.

[suibian]

oh. huh. so she was a teacher and a cleaner? that seems like a lot of work

[survivaltricks]

[. . . a fond little smile, though it fades as he remembers Kawakami's plight]

she's a hard worker. a little TOO hard, if you ask me. she almost worked herself sick.

[suibian]

oh that's no good. what happened to her? is she still a teacher and a cleaner?

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

it's a long story. the short of it is that she owed some awful people a ton of money, so she had to work two jobs to pay them off.

[he won't go into detail, because it isn't his right to spread Kawakami's business around]

but those awful people don't bother her anymore, so she was able to quit her cleaning job. now she's just a teacher.

[suibian]

even hearing the short version of events, i'm happy for her! to be a teacher and a servant... that's a strange experience for sure

[survivaltricks]

yeah, i think it was. but i also think she came out of the whole experience a much stronger person, so i can only admire her for her growth.

[what a weird thing for a student to say about his teacher]