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KURUSU AKIRA
17/M/Earth 2017

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[fujimaru]

Is this weird to tell you about?????
I feel like it's weird
But also
I have no idea who else I'd talk to??????????

[survivaltricks]

[oh ritsuka]

[laughs a little breathlessly, a little fondly on his end]

it's super weird!!

[there's, ah. a reason he never brought up the unspeakable things he has done to Akechi]

but also, i'm flattered, and you might be my girlfriend but you're also the best friend i have here, so i'd rather you talk to me about it than not???

[fujimaru]

Normally I'd talk to Medb, because she's the one who just like
Knows everything about this kind of stuff
But she's not here and also
You were still the first person I thought of to talk to

[ He's her best friend here, too!! Who can you talk about this kind of thing to, if not your best friend? Even if you're also dating, ]

[survivaltricks]

[the two things are not mutually exclusive!!]

[also. . . that makes him smile, because honesty-- whoever else they might be kissing, the fact that she says that makes him feel pretty warm and fuzzy and special on the inside. there will always be things that he shares only with her]

well, i'm here.

even though i'm not going to be much help

because, you know

like i said

literally never thought about it before now

[fujimaru]

[ There is a much, much longer pause this time, though it's still not more than a couple of minutes before: ]

In hindsight maybe I shouldn't have been surprised
The guy has a piercing on his neck
Why NOT the other head

[survivaltricks]

[I LITERALLY HAD TO LOOK IT UP BECAUSE I FORGOT?? HE HAD ONE?? ON HIS NECK?? KADOC!!]

[another breathless laugh]

the guy's got guts. you have to give it to him.

but wouldn't it

. . . you know







get in the way?

[fujimaru]

[ RIGHT ON HIS THROAT, EVEN!! ]

Trust me
It did not

[ how much information is too much, she doesn't know, ]

[survivaltricks]

[HOW MANY QUESTIONS CAN HE ASK BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO PRYING, HE ALSO DOESN'T KNOW]

did it

i don't know

feel. . . weird?

[fujimaru]

Well
Yes
But like
A good weird?????

[ is this bordering TMI now????? yes?! ]

[survivaltricks]

[yes, but he is WAY TOO CURIOUS to not ask]

i mean. i'd hope so.

but like

in a "it made it better than without" way????

[fujimaru]

Akira-kun
Do not make me write this

[ bro please there is something really weird about having to Literally Compare Your Boyfriends' Dicks ]

It's not any better or worse it's like

[ .................................................. ]

Comparing an eggplant to a zucchini????

[survivaltricks]

[STOP, HE IS JUST TAKING NOTES!!! FOR REASONS!!!]

that's not what i meant!! i was just

curious??

like

for personal reasons??

but i think i get it now, and next time i see kadoc i'm going to have to try really hard not to think about his dick

1/2

[fujimaru]

AKIRA-KUN I LIKE YOUR DICK JUST FINE

[fujimaru]

Also please be nice to him he was very good to me

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[OH MY GOD]

I KNOW THAT I HAVE NO INSECURITIES ABOUT THAT THAT IS ALSO NOT WHAT I MEANT PLEASE REMEMBER I LIKE DICKS TOO!!!

[survivaltricks]

and good. i threatened to beat him up if he wasn't.

[fujimaru]

Wait are you going to propose that to Akechi-kun or are you thinking about making a move on my guy

[ serious questions for a serious conversation ]

[survivaltricks]

[PRESSES HAND AGAINST FACE, but he's laughing breathlessly to himself on the other end of the line]

neither. akechi would never go for it and kadoc isn't my type. i'm just curious!! you can't blame me!!

[fujimaru]

[ this is STILL EMBARRASSING, but at least now it's funny too ]

I don't blame you for that
But also [X]

[ to doubt, ]

[survivaltricks]

why are you doubting me, a good joker, who has done nothing wrong ever in his life

[fujimaru]

You know that works better when you're in person and I can see your face when you say that right
Anyway
Here's my thesis get ready

1. You and I like a lot of similar things
2. Kadoc and Akechi-kun are pretty similar people
3. You were independently interested in Akechi even before we hooked up and now you're dating him
4. In spite of ALL CIRCUMSTANCES Kadoc and I are now a thing
5. Therefore!!!!!!!
6. You saying he's not your type is at least a little bit bullshit

[survivaltricks]

[WOW. SHE NEEDS TO STOP CALLING HIM OUT. STOP BEING SO RIGHT???]

hey. hey!! listen!!

even if it is a little bit bullshit making a move on my girlfriend's other boyfriend probably breaks some kind of rule?? probably???

[fujimaru]

[ LOOK, SHE'S GOTTA CALL HIM OUT WHEN HE'S WRONG, GENTLY AND LOVINGLY, LIKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND SHOULD,,, ]

Akira-kun
Scroll up and look at the start of this conversation
I think we've already broken lots of rules in the past 15 minutes alone

[survivaltricks]

[another laugh, but also. . .]

more seriously. . . i don't know. it still wouldn't feel right.

if there was ever someone else i was interested in-- which there isn't, not right now-- i'd want to run it by you first.

because i want to be as open and honest with you as i can.

[fujimaru]

[ Ughhhhhhh, how dare he be so sweet? She likes him SO much, and it's always stuff like this!! You're on notice, Akira!! ]

I know
I don't actually have anyone else like that either right now
But I'm saying that if it happened, I trust you
And I trust we'd be able to talk about it (´꒳`)♡