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KURUSU AKIRA
17/M/Earth 2017

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[fujimaru]

[ There is a much, much longer pause this time, though it's still not more than a couple of minutes before: ]

In hindsight maybe I shouldn't have been surprised
The guy has a piercing on his neck
Why NOT the other head

[survivaltricks]

[I LITERALLY HAD TO LOOK IT UP BECAUSE I FORGOT?? HE HAD ONE?? ON HIS NECK?? KADOC!!]

[another breathless laugh]

the guy's got guts. you have to give it to him.

but wouldn't it

. . . you know







get in the way?

[fujimaru]

[ RIGHT ON HIS THROAT, EVEN!! ]

Trust me
It did not

[ how much information is too much, she doesn't know, ]

[survivaltricks]

[HOW MANY QUESTIONS CAN HE ASK BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO PRYING, HE ALSO DOESN'T KNOW]

did it

i don't know

feel. . . weird?

[fujimaru]

Well
Yes
But like
A good weird?????

[ is this bordering TMI now????? yes?! ]

[survivaltricks]

[yes, but he is WAY TOO CURIOUS to not ask]

i mean. i'd hope so.

but like

in a "it made it better than without" way????

[fujimaru]

Akira-kun
Do not make me write this

[ bro please there is something really weird about having to Literally Compare Your Boyfriends' Dicks ]

It's not any better or worse it's like

[ .................................................. ]

Comparing an eggplant to a zucchini????

[survivaltricks]

[STOP, HE IS JUST TAKING NOTES!!! FOR REASONS!!!]

that's not what i meant!! i was just

curious??

like

for personal reasons??

but i think i get it now, and next time i see kadoc i'm going to have to try really hard not to think about his dick

1/2

[fujimaru]

AKIRA-KUN I LIKE YOUR DICK JUST FINE

[fujimaru]

Also please be nice to him he was very good to me

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[OH MY GOD]

I KNOW THAT I HAVE NO INSECURITIES ABOUT THAT THAT IS ALSO NOT WHAT I MEANT PLEASE REMEMBER I LIKE DICKS TOO!!!

[survivaltricks]

and good. i threatened to beat him up if he wasn't.

[fujimaru]

Wait are you going to propose that to Akechi-kun or are you thinking about making a move on my guy

[ serious questions for a serious conversation ]

[survivaltricks]

[PRESSES HAND AGAINST FACE, but he's laughing breathlessly to himself on the other end of the line]

neither. akechi would never go for it and kadoc isn't my type. i'm just curious!! you can't blame me!!

[fujimaru]

[ this is STILL EMBARRASSING, but at least now it's funny too ]

I don't blame you for that
But also [X]

[ to doubt, ]

[survivaltricks]

why are you doubting me, a good joker, who has done nothing wrong ever in his life

[fujimaru]

You know that works better when you're in person and I can see your face when you say that right
Anyway
Here's my thesis get ready

1. You and I like a lot of similar things
2. Kadoc and Akechi-kun are pretty similar people
3. You were independently interested in Akechi even before we hooked up and now you're dating him
4. In spite of ALL CIRCUMSTANCES Kadoc and I are now a thing
5. Therefore!!!!!!!
6. You saying he's not your type is at least a little bit bullshit

[survivaltricks]

[WOW. SHE NEEDS TO STOP CALLING HIM OUT. STOP BEING SO RIGHT???]

hey. hey!! listen!!

even if it is a little bit bullshit making a move on my girlfriend's other boyfriend probably breaks some kind of rule?? probably???

[fujimaru]

[ LOOK, SHE'S GOTTA CALL HIM OUT WHEN HE'S WRONG, GENTLY AND LOVINGLY, LIKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND SHOULD,,, ]

Akira-kun
Scroll up and look at the start of this conversation
I think we've already broken lots of rules in the past 15 minutes alone

[survivaltricks]

[another laugh, but also. . .]

more seriously. . . i don't know. it still wouldn't feel right.

if there was ever someone else i was interested in-- which there isn't, not right now-- i'd want to run it by you first.

because i want to be as open and honest with you as i can.

[fujimaru]

[ Ughhhhhhh, how dare he be so sweet? She likes him SO much, and it's always stuff like this!! You're on notice, Akira!! ]

I know
I don't actually have anyone else like that either right now
But I'm saying that if it happened, I trust you
And I trust we'd be able to talk about it (´꒳`)♡

[survivaltricks]

[. . . heh]

we would. though you don't have to worry about it. kadoc gets offended when i just play flirt with him, i can't imagine what he'd do if i ever did it seriously

[fujimaru]

Akira-kun
When we were on our date, he kept making these jokes like I was gonna dump him for an actor I told him I liked
An actor that I ALSO told him I wasn't interested in sleeping with
I think my exact words were, "I wouldn't bang him but I would invite him to my birthday party"
ON AN ACTUAL DATE
If you think I'm bad, he's worse

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

you know i told him straight up to his face that he needs therapy.

he agreed with me.

[fujimaru]

You know what, I'm not surprised
About either of those things
Like I'm probably gonna need it too after this
But mage society is really Something Else