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"If your iPhone runs out of charge, does that mean you're out of apple juice?"

AKIRA KURUSU
THIEF'S CLASS
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[messianic]

[...Caught.

He's so caught, and Minato pauses slowly... and then turns around again to meet Akira's eyes.

the fact that they are having this conversation over a cart full of coffee just makes it all the more ridiculous, but--it's not like it can be avoided.

Also, Minato can't help himself.]

Ah.

So you're the sort who doesn't want to bump before marriage.

[PERFECTLY... BLANDLY... In return.

Even if he's dying a little bit inside.]

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[Akira, as bewildered as he was by the whole bumping business, clearly finds the whole thing hilarious. unfortunately (or fortunately?) for Minato. and fortunately (or unfortunately) for Minato, he's about to learn how little shame Akira has]

Yyyep. I told you I was saving myself for that special someone.

[comes Akira's bland, even reply]

Take responsibility for your actions, Arisato-san.

[messianic]

... Alright.

[This is more gay chicken.

How are they playing gay chicken already.]

If that's how it has to be... I'll take responsibility. We'll have to start planning it together, though.

[He's a bit embarrassed, but not enough to be a shit alongside Akira when goaded into it.]

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[because they are two bad protags THAT'S WHY]

I'm wearing the dress.

[AKIRA CLAIMS IT!! IT'S HIS RIGHT!! AS THE BRIDE!!!]

[messianic]

[... Opens his mouth.

Closes his mouth.]

... Well. You're pretty easy to satisfy, then.

I'm somehow okay with that.

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I'm a simple man with simple needs.

[just. nods evenly as he says that]

[messianic]

[Nods slowly...

...

... And then more seriously:]

Honestly though... I'm sorry for making things weird for you. You didn't have any fake memories, right? So you were just trying to roll with a life you didn't even know.

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[oh no Minato you're RUINING it]

Does this mean you're not going to accept my proposal?

[with faux disappointment, but after a second, he's sobering up a bit too]

But seriously, don't worry about it. You can't help what you can't control. And once I found out you weren't propositioning me-- [FOR SEX] -- it stopped being awkward.

[it didn't stop being weird tho]

[messianic]

... Ah.

[AH...]

I didn't even think about how it could sound that way.

[... Now he's more embarrassed, but his bland sense of humor kicks in to save him.]

Well... still, I feel like I should make it up to you somehow. You dealt with a lot.

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Of course you didn't. Your brain was too-- [hm. what's a good word for what happened to Minato. Akira lifts a hand and wags his fingers at the other wild card] -- reprogrammed?

[that'll have to do, for now]

And you have nothing to make up to me; I promise. If anything, it was pretty funny. The entertainment was payment enough.

[messianic]

[Hmmm...]

Are you sure...? Last chance, or the offer will expire.

[Oh, he's joking now too.

Everything must be fine.]

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Oh.

Well if it's going to expire. . .

[well NOW HE LOOKS CONTEMPLATIVE]

[messianic]

Mm, yeah. [Still chill with it, apparently.]

You have thirty seconds.

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[immediately]

I want you to find me a unicorn.

[messianic]

... Ah. I used to have one on me, but not anymore...

[He fused it away.]

But okay. I'll do what I can. [??]

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[. . . that'd be telling if Akira didn't think Minato was bullshitting him just for shits and giggles]

I did, too. But I lost it about thirty levels ago.

[HAR]

Once you find the unicorn, then we'll really be even.

[messianic]

Oh, I fused mine away forever ago... I think it was only level eleven.

[fucking protags.]

But that just means I have to work harder. And visit the weird supermarket again. Just be a little patient, okay?

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[okay, and that is telling. telling enough that Akira kind of blinks at Minato in mild bewilderment, brows furrowed together]

-- fused?

[okay there goes the joke]

[messianic]

[... Whoops, there goes the joke.]

Oh... was that too weird? Sorry.

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[THERE GOES THE JOKE WHICH IS NO LONGER A JOKE]

. . .

No, actually.

[oh]

That's the weird part.

[messianic]

[A long, long pause.

Minato blinks slowly.

... Unicorns and fusing. He can think of a few ways that that could be familiar to someone, actually, but not in ways that he wants to know about, probably--but also...

The seriousness with which Akira approaches it lets him know it's probably not a weird hobby thing.]

Huh. [Just!! Huh!!] ...Does the word Persona mean anything to you?

1/2

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[DOES AKIRA LOOK LIKE A WEIRD HOBBY-SLASH-FETISH KIND OF GUY OH MY GOD]

[also: holy shit. Akira's brows raise up to his hairline well above his glasses as he stares at Minato for a moment longer. that expression is probably answer enough, isn't it?]

[. . .]

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[and if Minato knows about Personas, and fusing them together, then that means--]

I think the better question is, "does the phrase 'creepy long nose' inspire feelings of exasperation and confusion."

[for emphasis, Akira taps the tip of his nose and extends his hand out]

Like, what does he do when he sneezes? Drape tissues over the end?

[messianic]

[NO HE DOESN'T that's why he asked about Personas and not weird fetish stuff!!

Minato just tilts his head slowly, contemplative and thoughtful.]

Yeah. I try not to think too hard about it, but sometimes the thoughts creep in anyway.

Does the tip of his nose get cold...?

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Does it need its own hat in the winter? To keep it warm?

[THIS CONVERSATION TOOK ANOTHER WEIRD TURN]