[. . . DOES BUMPING MEAN SEX??? DOES AKIRA JUST HAVE A DIRTY MIND??? HE HAS NO IDEA!!!! HOW SHOULD HE RESPOND TO THIS????]
[the pros of saying "yes" are: bumping does not mean sex and he gets to have a fun albeit weird moment with Minato, whom he barely knows but enjoys the company of, and knows even less now that he's. . . not Minato from the space trains, but still enjoys the company of because other than his weird memories he's still pretty easy to talk to]
[the cons of saying "yes" are: it means sex and Akira has to ditch the party immediately and come up with a zany cover story for why he didn't want to bang a guy he still barely knows. . . someone that he should know, based on his AU self's life??]
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[the pros of saying "yes" are: bumping does not mean sex and he gets to have a fun albeit weird moment with Minato, whom he barely knows but enjoys the company of, and knows even less now that he's. . . not Minato from the space trains, but still enjoys the company of because other than his weird memories he's still pretty easy to talk to]
[the cons of saying "yes" are: it means sex and Akira has to ditch the party immediately and come up with a zany cover story for why he didn't want to bang a guy he still barely knows. . . someone that he should know, based on his AU self's life??]
[. . .]
[this is a conundrum]