givethemhell: (consideration)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT IS A NOVELTY. But after this shitshow who could blame him...]

--By itself, or in anything?
givethemhell: (walking out of town)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He just

gives Akira a look.]


How high is your tolerance, first off?
givethemhell: (to the wind)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Hm.]

Let's start you off with a mixed drink, then.

[No straight tequila for the baby, even if it's strawberry tequila. He'll hand a cup over after mixing something up! It is a soft pink and fizzy, and will taste like intense strawberry milk.]
givethemhell: (can't say no)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[AKIRA NO--]

Ah, wait--! You don't - you aren't supposed to drink them that fast...!
givethemhell: (boredom)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[POOR AKIRA. He just gives him a sympathetic look. That's gonna be a time when it hits...]

Mm - most of them do? The best, highest-quality ones don't have the rough burn, but I think they'd still burn to someone not used to drinking.
givethemhell: (walking out of town)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hah... Once we're done with this mess, we should have celebratory drinks instead. They taste much better.

[Much better than BOY WE BUNGLED THAT FUCKIN THING RIGHT THE HELL UP drinks.]
givethemhell: (is the amount cleaning you out)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You know they make coffee-flavored liquor, too, right?

[CLEARLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. Introduce Akira to kahlua 2k20]
givethemhell: (is it even so)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He. He has to seriously think about this.]

...It - I don't know, actually! I don't remember ever having it on its own before.
givethemhell: (uplift)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-07-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[HE PREFERS THIS TASK OVER ANY OTHER ONE HE'S GOTTEN. He goes over to the bar to rummage around for a bottle and just pours it straight into his mouth like a goblin.]

--Nope! Seems fine to me.