[No straight tequila for the baby, even if it's strawberry tequila. He'll hand a cup over after mixing something up! It is a soft pink and fizzy, and will taste like intense strawberry milk.]
[HE PREFERS THIS TASK OVER ANY OTHER ONE HE'S GOTTEN. He goes over to the bar to rummage around for a bottle and just pours it straight into his mouth like a goblin.]
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--By itself, or in anything?
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How do you recommend I drink it?
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gives Akira a look.]
How high is your tolerance, first off?
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[VERY TINY]
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Let's start you off with a mixed drink, then.
[No straight tequila for the baby, even if it's strawberry tequila. He'll hand a cup over after mixing something up! It is a soft pink and fizzy, and will taste like intense strawberry milk.]
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[Akira is gonna down it like someone should absolutely not down a mixed drink, tho. he doesn't. know how to pace himself]
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Ah, wait--! You don't - you aren't supposed to drink them that fast...!
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[he only chugs about half of it tho because it's liquor and even if it is very tasty and sweet it still burns]
-- blech. Does all alcohol burn on the way down?
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Mm - most of them do? The best, highest-quality ones don't have the rough burn, but I think they'd still burn to someone not used to drinking.
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I've only ever drank once before now. . .
[lol guess when that was]
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[Much better than BOY WE BUNGLED THAT FUCKIN THING RIGHT THE HELL UP drinks.]
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[doubt dot png, but he also sounds amused]
If they're celebratory drinks, I might just want coffee instead.
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[CLEARLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. Introduce Akira to kahlua 2k20]
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[when he gets older he will love him some white russians]
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...It - I don't know, actually! I don't remember ever having it on its own before.
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[this is your Task (TM) now WWX]
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--Nope! Seems fine to me.