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[survivaltricks]

Comments

[shortforever]

To be fair, some of the people here are pretty goddamn scary. Just look at- [Okay. He said Ash/Asch there, but they're pronounced the same and he's not specifying which one he's dunking on.]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . .]

Red or blond?

[shortforever]

Yes.

[survivaltricks]

[SHOVES A (gloved) HAND IN CHUUYA'S FACE]

[getdrekt]

[FROWNS from under beau]

[disreguarded]

Redhead Asch thinks he's scary but he isn't. No comment on Blondie.

[shortfornow]

You know, if you say that he's going to want to try to prove you wrong.

[disreguarded]

He can try. I've won every fight we've had.

[getdrekt]

It must be the day when you say the exact opposite of what is true.

[recrypt]

Maybe one day we should all establish who would win in a fight here so we have definitive proof either way...

[getdrekt]

[immediately:] I would.

[shortforever]

I bet they can both be scary when it really counts.

[disreguarded]

I'm sure. They're both pretty accomplished fighters, it tracks to be scared of them.

[ that's the only compliment either of them will ever get from her ]

[voidbreaker]

[ he's right here? with ears? ]

[getdrekt]

That may be the nicest thing you've ever said within my earshot.

Now get off.

[disreguarded]

Nope. [ she pops the p because she learned it from akira and it's funny. ]

[getdrekt]

A comedian. Delightful.

[getdrekt]

Just because you are too muscle-headed to fear anything doesn't mean the rest of the world shares your views.

[voidbreaker]

Oi.

[shortforever]

What? It's a compliment.

[voidbreaker]

I'm not gonna kill anyone.

[shortforever]

Well of course you're not going to, the point is that you could if pushed to.

[voidbreaker]

...

It'd take a lot.




Or, y'know. Possession.

[getdrekt]

Hmph.

[he looks pleased.]

[shortforever]

[See, Asch appreciates him.]