You're also annoying. Do you feel more complained about yet?
Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, huh? That one's new to me. I've got barely any data on Basilisk. Endorsi and Malleus are the only ones I have on here so far.
Already know Han Suyeong and Kim Dokja. She's also got a thing with Yu Junghyeok on her team.
Kleken is dating Saturn on Cerberus. Rean is in solitary now, but used to have something with Crow on Sphinx. I know Jiang Yanli had some cringe husband.
Also, you're a persistent prick whose boyfriend has no standards. I know this because he agreed to be friends with me, and I think HE actually means it a little.
oh right, i can't forget that geto on echidna and gojo on cerberus have requited FEELINGS for each other but are both very stupid about it. put that on your chart, too.
and he is cute. i'm going to gush about how cute he is to you. you can complain about that, too.
Great. I'll look through his files and get back to you on that.
[Then, because this is a text conversation... No matter what Akira might send back, if anything, Stoat does not respond for about 3 days. They are all the way in the inner prison on Day 57 before Stoat sends a text back.]
Whoops. I was kinda busy winning, and being dragged into the beta version of this place and all.
And Sholmes didn't actually have anything that interesting on his phone. Isn't this guy too technologically illiterate to understand privacy measures? What is he even doing? I thought he'd have tons of data lying around.
But guess what? I was checking up on his phone again today, and he just got dumped by Da Vinci, after all the trouble they went to insisting they weren't a thing. That's breaking news for you. I dunno if Sholmes even read the text yet.
Hahaha! At least he's got Juzo around, so hopefully he doesn't whine too much.
Also, last night Phoenix got sucked into some kind of... foggy monster hell dimension until we got eaten by a spirit and came back.
You guys really gotta clean up around here. That's your job, right?
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, huh? That one's new to me. I've got barely any data on Basilisk. Endorsi and Malleus are the only ones I have on here so far.
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what about echidna? i don't know EVERYTHING about my team's love life but i'm pretty sure kim dokja and han suyeong are a thing in some manner?
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Kleken is dating Saturn on Cerberus. Rean is in solitary now, but used to have something with Crow on Sphinx. I know Jiang Yanli had some cringe husband.
Also, you're a persistent prick whose boyfriend has no standards. I know this because he agreed to be friends with me, and I think HE actually means it a little.
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vicious on bugbear is also dating (??) saturn on cerberus. or at the very least, they make out.
vicious used to have a thing with roy on bugbear before he was put in solitary, too.
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Also no, I absolutely do not cosign any statements that he's cute, DO NOT interpret anything I say as agreement.
But he gave me a lot of this data so I can't even argue with him being a pushover like this. Not gonna dispute a beneficial arrangement.
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and he is cute. i'm going to gush about how cute he is to you. you can complain about that, too.
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I still absolutely hate you even considering talking to me about how cute anyone is but you won back some points.
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i'm so honored to provide. you're welcome and also do i get a reward???
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yes? i mean, i've only talked to him once, but i generally always care about someone's wellbeing??
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gimme the deets
FUN WITH THE TIMELINE,
[Then, because this is a text conversation... No matter what Akira might send back, if anything, Stoat does not respond for about 3 days. They are all the way in the inner prison on Day 57 before Stoat sends a text back.]
Whoops. I was kinda busy winning, and being dragged into the beta version of this place and all.
And Sholmes didn't actually have anything that interesting on his phone. Isn't this guy too technologically illiterate to understand privacy measures? What is he even doing? I thought he'd have tons of data lying around.
But guess what? I was checking up on his phone again today, and he just got dumped by Da Vinci, after all the trouble they went to insisting they weren't a thing. That's breaking news for you. I dunno if Sholmes even read the text yet.
Hahaha! At least he's got Juzo around, so hopefully he doesn't whine too much.
Also, last night Phoenix got sucked into some kind of... foggy monster hell dimension until we got eaten by a spirit and came back.
You guys really gotta clean up around here. That's your job, right?