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KURUSU AKIRA
17/M/Earth 2017

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Comments

[fujimaru]

Also please be nice to him he was very good to me

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[OH MY GOD]

I KNOW THAT I HAVE NO INSECURITIES ABOUT THAT THAT IS ALSO NOT WHAT I MEANT PLEASE REMEMBER I LIKE DICKS TOO!!!

[survivaltricks]

and good. i threatened to beat him up if he wasn't.

[fujimaru]

Wait are you going to propose that to Akechi-kun or are you thinking about making a move on my guy

[ serious questions for a serious conversation ]

[survivaltricks]

[PRESSES HAND AGAINST FACE, but he's laughing breathlessly to himself on the other end of the line]

neither. akechi would never go for it and kadoc isn't my type. i'm just curious!! you can't blame me!!

[fujimaru]

[ this is STILL EMBARRASSING, but at least now it's funny too ]

I don't blame you for that
But also [X]

[ to doubt, ]

[survivaltricks]

why are you doubting me, a good joker, who has done nothing wrong ever in his life

[fujimaru]

You know that works better when you're in person and I can see your face when you say that right
Anyway
Here's my thesis get ready

1. You and I like a lot of similar things
2. Kadoc and Akechi-kun are pretty similar people
3. You were independently interested in Akechi even before we hooked up and now you're dating him
4. In spite of ALL CIRCUMSTANCES Kadoc and I are now a thing
5. Therefore!!!!!!!
6. You saying he's not your type is at least a little bit bullshit

[survivaltricks]

[WOW. SHE NEEDS TO STOP CALLING HIM OUT. STOP BEING SO RIGHT???]

hey. hey!! listen!!

even if it is a little bit bullshit making a move on my girlfriend's other boyfriend probably breaks some kind of rule?? probably???

[fujimaru]

[ LOOK, SHE'S GOTTA CALL HIM OUT WHEN HE'S WRONG, GENTLY AND LOVINGLY, LIKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND SHOULD,,, ]

Akira-kun
Scroll up and look at the start of this conversation
I think we've already broken lots of rules in the past 15 minutes alone

[survivaltricks]

[another laugh, but also. . .]

more seriously. . . i don't know. it still wouldn't feel right.

if there was ever someone else i was interested in-- which there isn't, not right now-- i'd want to run it by you first.

because i want to be as open and honest with you as i can.

[fujimaru]

[ Ughhhhhhh, how dare he be so sweet? She likes him SO much, and it's always stuff like this!! You're on notice, Akira!! ]

I know
I don't actually have anyone else like that either right now
But I'm saying that if it happened, I trust you
And I trust we'd be able to talk about it (´꒳`)♡

[survivaltricks]

[. . . heh]

we would. though you don't have to worry about it. kadoc gets offended when i just play flirt with him, i can't imagine what he'd do if i ever did it seriously

[fujimaru]

Akira-kun
When we were on our date, he kept making these jokes like I was gonna dump him for an actor I told him I liked
An actor that I ALSO told him I wasn't interested in sleeping with
I think my exact words were, "I wouldn't bang him but I would invite him to my birthday party"
ON AN ACTUAL DATE
If you think I'm bad, he's worse

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

you know i told him straight up to his face that he needs therapy.

he agreed with me.

[fujimaru]

You know what, I'm not surprised
About either of those things
Like I'm probably gonna need it too after this
But mage society is really Something Else

[survivaltricks]

[. . . haaaaah]

. . . yeah. it sure is.

if it helps, i probably need it, too. but for different reasons.

akechi DEFINITELY needs it.

maybe we could all, you know. start a club.

[fujimaru]

Aren't we already kind of a club?
At this point

[survivaltricks]

[SNORTS]

kiiiiind of i guess?? the "everyone is making out with someone" club?

[fujimaru]

Yeah
Can you imagine trying to go out somewhere as a quartet?
"This is my boyfriend Akira and his boyfriend Akechi and also this is my other boyfriend Kadoc."
"No we're not making this up."

[survivaltricks]

the good news is we don't have to explain it to anyone else.

as long as we're all having a good time and everyone is happy, who cares?

[for the very first time he did not deny that Akechi is a boyfriend. . .]

[fujimaru]

[ SHE NOTICED, ]

That's true
But I get the feeling that like
We'd be happy
Kadoc would probably be embarrassed but enjoying himself more than he wants to admit
And Akechi is probably only slightly secretly plotting to murder us

[survivaltricks]

[SHHHHH. . . sometimes things happen. . .]

only slightly? you're really giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[fujimaru]

It depends on how in public we are
If it's like a restaurant or something?
Then yeah I stand by that

[survivaltricks]

don't underestimate akechi's ability to keep his murderous thoughts beneath a pleasant boy smile.