survivaltricks | week three mess hall curfew gang

[ ash is sat up, slurping something from a mug as he writes this curfew bs down. ]

[Sanji's pissed the fuck off, so--

Someone might have to keep him here.

\8|/]

[guess who is going to snag his sleeve]

Sanji--

Edited 2020-07-03 22:49 (UTC)

Kid, I will snap your shitty neck in half if you don't--

[Nnnn.....nnnnngh

... okay so he abruptly changes trajectory for the ... fridge...

At which point Sanji takes the lemonade and fuckin chugs it]

[. . . . . . . OH]

[MOOD]

-- hey, pass me one of those??

[AKIRA YOU'RE TRYING TO COLLECT CURFEW EFFECTS]

[TOO LATE, Sanji fucked up the whole system and now is only here to bring everyone else down with him]

Tch! Should make you get your own--

[He says while tossing Akira a carton]

[I mean]

[he'd catch it but]

[no depth perception]

[the carton beans him in the face]

[-- OH SHIT???

Sanji runs over (still drinking his own lemonade)]

Damn it, you were supposed to catch that!!

[DON'T DIE]

[HE JUST. . . RUBS HIS FOREHEAD, LOOKING A BIT PUT OUT]

I don't have depth perception.

I FORGOT, ALRIGHT?

[:T]

[primly]

I'm going get myself a slushie and I'm not going to give you one.

[SO THERE]

-- BUT WHAT DO I DO WHEN I RUN OUT OF LEMONADE?!

[Fuck you!!! Akira, you're supposed to be the forgiving one!!]

Perish.

[lololololol]

[THERE'S GONNA BE A SIXTH MURDER TODAY]

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survivaltricks - 2020-07-03 23:12 (UTC) - Expand

[ ash just looks up, mug now empty and drags himself to his feet to try and literally take the lemonade from sanji while he Frets. ]

Did you pass out for a week? His depth perception's fucked.

Did I not tell you I ignore things that I don't care about?

[Immediately pausing to give Ash sass, even as he looks over the other's shoulder and gives Akira a vaguely apologetic look. SURE YOU DON'T CARE, SANJI.

... Also no this lemonade is his??? ASK FOR IT PROPERLY!!]

Maybe it's time to start paying attention if you're gonna throw shit in people's faces.

[ and people think ash is the prickly one with the marshmallow core.

also

no

he revoked lemonade rights when he threw it at akira. ]

Sure. I'll keep that suggestion in mind.

[he says while RUNNING AWAY WITH HIS FUCKIN LEMONADE]

[ i can't even pretend ash wouldn't throw a chair at him

so he throws a chair at him ]

[BRUH

SANJI IS A NINJA (god no he's not) so he dances away but not before the fuckin chair clips him a little in the side and:]

THE HELL!?

Someone could've gotten hurt, you asshole!

Now I'm never sharing my lemonade!

[IT'S FINE Sanji's lost his mind and is currently at the fridge drinking lemonade, no issues here!]

[IT'S NOT FINE also please give him juice thanks]

[The regret everyone is about to feel because Sanji absolutely hands over juice to Yams]

[WELP y'all have fun beating each other with lemonade, off he goes to look for bodies]