[WELL THAT SURE IS A. . . LIST OF DEAD BODIES. Akira bolts awake and listens carefully to the announcements, his expression twisting into a moment of grief and frustration before they end]
[and once they do. . . he takes a deep breath to steel himself, gaze immediately flickering towards the slushie machine]
[. . .]
[GOD DAMN HE WANTS A SLUSHIE]
Sound off: how's everyone feeling? [also he is digging through his drawstring for his travel guide and a pen] Don't say it aloud; write it down and we'll compare.
Did I not tell you I ignore things that I don't care about?
[Immediately pausing to give Ash sass, even as he looks over the other's shoulder and gives Akira a vaguely apologetic look. SURE YOU DON'T CARE, SANJI.
... Also no this lemonade is his??? ASK FOR IT PROPERLY!!]
[ steph just looks like she got hit by a truck? admittedly she already looked like that when she came to the mess hall, but it takes her a moment to snap out of it.
jason's dead. well. will process that later.
but she takes out a pen and writes something down on her hand. ]
[ like everyone else, we are looking generally exhausted, and also sans an outer robe. this is not the first time he's been through this rodeo, so he waits patiently for his turn, and then writes his own effect down on a paper napkin.
...how strange.
once he has, he nods at akira, passing the pen back to him. ]
[ time to do the yin yu thing and appear at the machine, reaching for the spout from behind to hold it so no one can make it work. he has no idea what a slushie is or how to work this thing but he does know how to deal with this kind of behavior. ]
Can the two of you desist? Master Sanji, tell me what type of flavors would be best for this machine. Akira, go fetch cups for everyone.
[ ahem. ] There's no sense in dying when five people have been killed. Focus.
[ at some point during this, dick made himself and steph each a slushie, and they both walked out of this entire building in total silence without anyone noticing, thank you ]
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week three, friday
[and once they do. . . he takes a deep breath to steel himself, gaze immediately flickering towards the slushie machine]
[. . .]
[GOD DAMN HE WANTS A SLUSHIE]
Sound off: how's everyone feeling? [also he is digging through his drawstring for his travel guide and a pen] Don't say it aloud; write it down and we'll compare.
[back to business]
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Someone might have to keep him here.
\8|/]
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Sanji--
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[Nnnn.....nnnnngh
... okay so he abruptly changes trajectory for the ... fridge...
At which point Sanji takes the lemonade and fuckin chugs it]
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[MOOD]
-- hey, pass me one of those??
[AKIRA YOU'RE TRYING TO COLLECT CURFEW EFFECTS]
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Tch! Should make you get your own--
[He says while tossing Akira a carton]
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[he'd catch it but]
[no depth perception]
[the carton beans him in the face]
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Sanji runs over (still drinking his own lemonade)]
Damn it, you were supposed to catch that!!
[DON'T DIE]
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I don't have depth perception.
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[primly]
I'm going get myself a slushie and I'm not going to give you one.
[SO THERE]
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[Fuck you!!! Akira, you're supposed to be the forgiving one!!]
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[lololololol]
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Did you pass out for a week? His depth perception's fucked.
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[Immediately pausing to give Ash sass, even as he looks over the other's shoulder and gives Akira a vaguely apologetic look. SURE YOU DON'T CARE, SANJI.
... Also no this lemonade is his??? ASK FOR IT PROPERLY!!]
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[ and people think ash is the prickly one with the marshmallow core.
also
no
he revoked lemonade rights when he threw it at akira. ]
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[he says while RUNNING AWAY WITH HIS FUCKIN LEMONADE]
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so he throws a chair at him ]
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SANJI IS A NINJA (god no he's not) so he dances away but not before the fuckin chair clips him a little in the side and:]
THE HELL!?
Someone could've gotten hurt, you asshole!
Now I'm never sharing my lemonade!
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Whoops. [ he was aiming right for you sanji. it's fine. ]
Don't be such a baby and share the damn drink.
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[GOD]
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[ looks at nails but only in meta text ]
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That’s not the right tone for apologies, y’know.
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jason's dead. well. will process that later.
but she takes out a pen and writes something down on her hand. ]
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[granted his gaze flickers away, towards the slushie machine, for like .5 seconds before he looks back at her]
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[ she pockets the pen and then. also looks at the slushie machine. wow. ]
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...I do not have anything to write with... if I could borrow a writing implement from someone?
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[Hm. Those announcements! Sure were something!!!!]
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writes something down on the palm of her hand before passing the pen off to yams]
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Thank you.
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maybe it really is a universal constant that jason todd must be murdered. ]
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[GIVING HIM A CONCERNED LOOK BECAUSE STEPH MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DOXXED BAT FAMILY FOR HIM]
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the existence of having siblings is private ]
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...how strange.
once he has, he nods at akira, passing the pen back to him. ]
THE REVEAL
Okay. Hold up what you wrote in three, two, one--
[ZERO]
[he holds up a blank page in his travel guide. it says I really want a fucking slushie]
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I want to drink sweet-apple tea]
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sugar drink craving ]
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[giving Sanji an exasperated look, but]
Dibs on the first slushie.
[TO THE MACHINE]
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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT RULES ARE]
-- You better save some from me, you brat!
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[he will FIGHT]
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Respect your elders more, you black-haired cretin!
[HE IS LITERALLY CHASING AFTER with the lemonade carton still in his hand]
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[he is getting to the slushie machine first and is going to FILL UP HIS CUP AS MUCH AS HE CAN]
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all so he can use his lemonade carton to fill up with slush]
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[kicks Sanji in the shin]
[I TOO HAVE IMPORTANT THREADS, AND YET]
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he... he can't do that.
That would be bad.
Fine he'll reach over with his free arm and PINCHES HIM IN THE SIDE]
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[he elbows Sanji in the ribs, trying to shove him out of the way to GET MORE SLUSHIE]
[PEOPLE ARE DEAD]
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God it's just both of them shoving and probably making a mess but Sanji's lemonade carton is only half-full, and--
Ash please get one of them]
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[YEAH OKAY]
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Rude.]
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[ also five people are dead control your thirst ]
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Can the two of you desist? Master Sanji, tell me what type of flavors would be best for this machine. Akira, go fetch cups for everyone.
[ ahem. ] There's no sense in dying when five people have been killed. Focus.
[ parent voice ]
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[yes. five people are dead. he hadn't forgotten, he had just been so focused on fulfilling that sweet, sweet sugary drink craving that he. . .]
[. . .]
[he steps back from the machine, taking a moment to look apologetic]
. . . sorry. You're right.
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The thunder clouds immediately come back]
-- I'm beating the shit outta whoever got to Giyuu and Percy--!
[TURNING ON HIS HEEL TO GO HUNTING so.
Thanks YY.]
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he is just as thirsty as the rest of you assholes but Have Some Tact. he will guard the slushie machine for now, and clean the nozzle off...
and maybe taste a little when no one's looking but that's irrelevant. ]
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Please stop...
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